An all-human AU that takes place in a Northern city featuring Xander as a
fast-food worker and William and Spike as homeless twins. Warnings should be read before starting the
fic. Co-written with Reremouse.
Vamp Xander meets up with Spike
(("Okay, we… um…. so need to do something about this. And fast. Because two of me - when it was just the regular old me split in half, you know, with the Toth demon - that was company. But three of me - when the other two are either eating people or having sex with Spike - that's definitely a crowd."))